Patricia Holland – E. B. White and Me

E. B. White and Me Every struggling new writer who has just earned a B.A. in English needs a dose of the career advice E. B. White once gave me. He had very definite views on how to write—what to write about and then—how to get it in print. Since Andy really didn’t like his […]

Kirsten Carney – Not Everyone Can Write a Paper

Not Everyone Can Write a Paper Life as an English major isn’t as easy as people might think. Sure, we read books and discuss them while math majors slave away at finding the derivatives of multi-variable equations, but just because one sounds easier than the other doesn’t make it necessarily true. Four of the girls […]

Chelsey Clammer – The Lesbian Haircut

The Lesbian Haircut You are nineteen. It is a year after you broke up with your first girlfriend and now your first girlfriend is standing above you as you kneel on the ground. And while she is your ex now, she is still your friend because you need her. Specifically, you need her to shave […]